
Dried to Perfection
Dried to Perfection
Wielder of Burning Paprika
If you see what looks like a carrot hobbling through dusk, staff in hand, you're not imagining things—you’ve crossed paths with a Gloombrew.
Height: | 4 - 5 feet |
Temperament: | Cryptic, focused, strangely radiant |
Delights: | Root vegetables, misdirecting travelers, smoky winds, dancing shadows |
Detests: | Rainstorms, extinguished flames, blunt questions, celery |
Botanical Affinity: | Dust of Paprika |
Gloombrews are rarely written of, though they’ve wandered nighttime roads and foggy orchard rows for generations. Dressed in layers dyed orange and brown, with frayed green collars resembling carrot tops, they resemble walking vegetables from a distance. Their staff, tipped with a smoldering ember of paprika, leaves a trail of scent and swirling sparks wherever they go.
Some believe Gloombrews were once miscast weather mages who found solace in the vegetable world. Others say they were born from forgotten pantry spells, granted life by accident and smoke. Whatever the truth, they now roam the dusky fields, guiding or misleading travelers depending on mood—and perhaps the ripeness of the nearest harvest.
They prefer edge zones: where farms fade into wilderness, or where dusk meets evening. Gloombrews walk winding footpaths, humming to themselves and scattering burnt paprika ash into the wind. They are neither dangerous nor safe—just unpredictable.
Behavior | Likelihood | Notes |
Setting paprika fires with their staff | ★★★★★ | Most common during twilight or seasonal shifts. |
Walking in slow circles | ★★★★☆ | May be casting or undoing local enchantments. |
Staring into root cellars | ★★★☆☆ | Unclear if drawn by smell or memory. |
Hint: If your lantern flickers orange and the wind smells smoky-sweet—pause. One may be near.
Visually, Gloombrews resemble carrots brought to life: long orange robes, green-tufted hoods, and crooked gait. Their faces are seldom seen, always cast in shadow. You’ll most likely glimpse them just before they vanish behind a tree or into a row of cornstalks.
They whisper as they walk—words unintelligible, rhythms like rustling leaves. Listen for the snap of burning spice and a low hum that trails behind them like perfume on a breeze.
The scent of smoked paprika follows their path. If the wind suddenly carries warmth and spice, like pepper and ember mixed, a Gloombrew is near. Some claim it brings good harvests. Others say it means your next decision will be a confusing one.
Ingredients: Ash of Paprika, old boot laces, and a sliver of red cloth
Method:
Outcome: Invites Gloombrews to guard—or confuse—your path for three nights. Useful for breaking routine or invoking mystery.
Metric | Score |
Global Population | ★★★☆☆ |
Human Encounters | ★★☆☆☆ |
Conservation Status | Occasionally seen in paprika-growing regions and old farming crossroads |
Gloombrews revere smoked paprika—so should you. Our Ash of Paprika is rich, fragrant, and sealed with intention. Light it, cook with it, or keep a jar on your windowsill to invite a little twilight magic into your home.