
Dried to Perfection
Dried to Perfection
In the hushed corners of sacred spaces, where the echoes of prayers intertwine with the cooing of pigeons, there exists a peculiar cryptid known as David Atkins. This enigmatic being is a fusion of man and bird, roaming the rooftops and eaves of churches, temples, and other holy grounds.
David Atkins is no ordinary cryptid. Bearing the face of a man and the body of a bird, he believes himself to be a clergyman. His voice resonates through sacred spaces, speaking in an endless stream of Bible verses. Though his words often seem like nonsensical babble, those who listen closely claim that, on rare occasions, profound wisdom emerges from his garbled sermons.
His knowledge of scripture is vast, though imperfectly understood. He mimics the rituals of human clergy with the clumsy grace of one who observes but does not fully comprehend. For this reason, he is both a source of intrigue and confusion for those who seek him out.
Encountering David Atkins can be a bewildering experience. His speech can drift between divine insight and pure nonsense. However, there is a secret known to a few seekers: the burning of mugwort. The fumes of this herb are said to clear the veil of confusion, allowing David Atkins to speak with clarity and offer coherent wisdom.
Travelers and the devout who wish to glean knowledge from this cryptid often carry bundles of mugwort. When the herb's smoke fills the air, David Atkins' babbling aligns into something resembling human understanding, a brief window into the cryptid's mysterious mind.
Locating David Atkins requires patience and a keen ear. He is drawn to places of worship, churches, monasteries, temples, anywhere faith has left an imprint on the land. Among the pigeons and other birds that flock to these sites, one will stand apart: a figure with a man's face, speaking in verses.
Approach with reverence. Watch for his movements across stained-glass windows and bell towers. His presence is a reminder that the sacred and the strange often walk hand in hand.
David Atkins is a cryptid of paradox, a bird that preaches, a man who cannot fully speak. He challenges our understanding of faith, wisdom, and language. For those who seek his counsel, the path is clear: bring mugwort, open your heart, and listen. You may just uncover a truth you never expected.